Ahoy there, fancy pants! So ye wan't to prove yourself as a mighty pirate. Well... All right, but you don't become a pirate just by ASKING. I tell ye, it takes more than just a shovel, a treasure map and a 'Heave ho!'. It takes wits, a sharp sword, skills and err... wits.

First, I'm gonna let you in on the true secret of sword fighting. Sword fighting is kinda like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say. Any fool pirate can swing a sharp piece of metal around and hope to cut something... But the pros. They know just when to cut their opponent with an insult.
One that catches 'em off guard. You see, kid, your wit's got to be twice as sharp as your sword.

So when I say 'You fight like a dairy farmer'. You respond: